So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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