She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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