I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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