STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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