i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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