her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Do vagina's smell?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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