now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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