You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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