what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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