Non-Jews are for practice
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I woke up under a house in Key West
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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