haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
sex in a hospital.. check
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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