I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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