when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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