I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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