Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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