I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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