I'm so fucking centered right now
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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