Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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