can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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