A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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