its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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