Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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