There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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