I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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