this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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