I wish I could teleport
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
