How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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