do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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