you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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