ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
