I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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