I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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