I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Please, let me fuck your mom
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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