I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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