Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Sext me about skeletons
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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