he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She's the barista slut.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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