I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!