Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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