This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Randomize
