physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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