he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You pole danced in your parka.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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