You really coming over, don't trick.
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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