I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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