Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
too bad you live with your parents still
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.