as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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