This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n