is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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