I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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