Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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