She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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