She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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