We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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