Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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