are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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