have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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