i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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