Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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