im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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