Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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