I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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