i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
