We're facebook friends in real life
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
he high fived his dick after we had sex
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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